how small is this goddamn pig
I require all of these.
My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.
Ikea, get on this. I. Require build-it-yourself octopus themed everything.
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
here’s a tip: unless your LGBTQIA+ friend specifically tells you you can tell other people about them being LGBTQIA+ keep your fucking mouth shut
"I can help the next in line"
it’s the weeaboo superwholock
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
Brahmin moth before and after metamorphosis.
overhearing a conversation about pokemon more like
Congratulations Felix, thank you for putting a smile on our faces for over 4 years.